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| 'FUN', 'FREE', and other 'F' Words Feeling Angry?  This free mouse cursor will help you express yourself. Feel better? Get yours free compliments of DryHeatDesign.com here: Free F.U. Mouse Cursor It would be sweet if Kit Kat came up with some ads for porn and their tag line changed from "give me a break" to "give me a f**king break". How the hell did they ever legitimately get away with calling a company that produces fudge "Fanny Farmer"???  If starbucks came out with a coffee colonic product, they might consider naming it a "starfish". Note: the image above is actually a 'squeek' toy for dogs. Falls under the category of 'Throw, Toss & Tug' toys, and part of the description reads 'They are play toys, not chew toys. Injury may result if any part of any toy is ingested'. Make of this what you will. While searching for a starfish image, I ran across the image below. Apparently a shell for a coloring book, right. But transforms into something entirely different when colored brown.   It's probably a good thing Al Pujols' parents didn't name him Harry. On a related note, it's probably a good thing there is not a situation in baseball where Pujols and Putz would be pitted against each other like pitcher/batter. Can't you just hear it now "Here goes Putz with the wind up...and he hurls one at Pujols"...anyway you get the picture (or pitcher LOL?) To ensure personal space, eat cabbage and beans the previous night. I'm so paranoid about catching a sexual disease that instead of a K-Y type lube I started using Neosporin antibacterial ointment. Regarding breast cancer, 'save the ta-ta's' is one of the slogans. I'm a huge fan of boobs, they definitely need to be saved. But why isn't there a a campaign for testicular cancer similar to breast cancer? Of course just like the natural color selection for breast cancer is pink, the natural color selection would have to be blue. I mean that would be the ultimate case of 'blue balls' right? Why don't they combine an overnight laxative like Ex-Lax or Dolcolax with a sleeping aid like Tylenol PM. If they did market this product, what are the chances they would call it Tylenol BM? Speaking of Dolcolax...It seems a more recognizable name would be DookieLax. 'Urine Gone' would be easier to remember as 'Piss Off'. Have you ever been sexting and had a phone call come in that shows one of your parents on the caller id. It's almost like coitus interruptus. Talk about a shift of thought. I like Scott's Liquid Gold new ad campaign slogan 'It's good for your wood!'. Trojan's clever condom ad 'Helping you ride out the hard times' although the sexual undertones are more like intentional overtones, it is still worth mentioning because it makes me giggle a bit (and a little aroused). 'Plenty of Fish' ('pof.com') needs a new section similar to it's 'My Matches' section were you can place users that you either had sex with or you want to bag. I imagine a proper name for for that section would be 'My Mattress'. I think that at the point in conversation where you might 'laugh out loud' (LOL), I'm actually going to say: 'L-O-L'' instead of laughing to see what kind of responses I get. 'L-O-L'!. Speaking of laughter...I hope some of this made you laugh, giggle, chuckle, or at least smile. Don't lose that smile...especially that vertical smile =D All content is original property of ToiletWaterBallet.com | --------Sponsored Links-------- Exceeding Your Design Expectations Website Hosting & Looking For a Body Rub Referral? Domain Names For Sale |
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